IDIOT SIGHTING #1

This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the phone repair people.
They promised to be out between 8:00A.M. and 7:00 P.M.
When I asked if they could give me a smaller time frame, the pleasant gentleman asked,"Would you like to call us before we come?"
I replied that I did'nt see how he would be able to do that, since our phones were'nt working.
He also requested that we report future outages by e-mail.
Does your E-MAIL work without a TELEPHONE line?

IDIOT SIGHTING #2

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchse, when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.
When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary
to compare the signatue I had just signed on the receipt.
So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt.
As luck would have it, they MATCHED!

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi-rural neighbourhood.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
REASON: Too many deer were being hit by cars and he did't want them to CROSS there anymore!

IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce".
He said he was sorry, they only had iceberg!

IDIOT SIGHTING #5

I was in the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without your knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowlingly and nodded, "That's why we ask!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #6

When my husband and I arrived at the car delearship to pick up our car, we were told the keys were locked in.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working fevershily to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctivly tried the door and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey", I announced to the mechanic, "It's open!"
To which he replied, "I know, I already GOT that side."

IDIOT SIGHTING #7

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained to her that it signals blind people when the light is on red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"